Wednesday, June 3, 2009
Mommy: Please honey, give mommy some privacy. I'll be out of the bathroom in a minute.
Toddler: [opens bathroom cabinet door and peaks inside, looks puzzled]
Mommy: Please baby, mommy needs some privacy, remember we talked about privacy?
Toddler: [thinking about something] Where is it? Is it in ya' bag?
Later in the living room:
Daddy: [teasing the boy] "Don't you hug my wife! That's my wife."
[Toddler squeezing mommy's face so hard that it doesn't tickle. Then grabs mommy by the hair/ears/face and plants a big kiss on her lips. Turns to daddy as if he just defeated him.]
Toddler: "HAAAAAA....I kissed yooooour Life!"